It would be really epic if everywhere I go the...
But important conversations might be hard. “Chris, I’m pregnant” “What?? I can’t hear you over my theme song!!”
seblaine: the internet has taught me to never click a link without expecting a screaming horror film face
Have you ever tried to stay up because you're...
made a Sandwich.
imdaawesomekid: #thug life
normal people: popular in real life
weird people: popular on tumblr
me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
Fuck money, Get bitches– MC Pierko
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
had a fun day today! lol
imdaawesomekid: told a kid there was a ghost at my friend chris and andrews house he believed it XD hahaha this was like the funniest night of my life! the kid across the street legit thinks there is an evil demon living in our woods!
Trainer battles are so irritating.
Me: *just passing by*
Trainer: HEY I JUST MET YOU
Trainer: AND THIS IS CRAZY
Trainer: BUT YOU CROSSED MY PATH
Trainer: SO BATTLE MY TEAM OF 4 OF THE SAME POKEMON, MAYBE?